Anne Hathaway smokes two joints in Havoc (2005)

She smoked a joint in the morning, then smoked a joint at night... Hey, I'm in a bit of a festive mood. I'm surrounded by beers and got some Chinese food and buffalo chicken wings waiting in the, uh... wings. Ahem. What's the occasion you ask? What the fuck you talking about I do this everyday. But according to my blogger stats, this is my 400th published post. Not that anyone, myself included, gives a shit. So let's celebrate with a BONE!

 Here's a few more pictures of Anne Hathaway from Havoc, having a few bones of her own. *wink*

What is it with that invisible joint gag that's going around?

How much you want to bet that James Franco taught her that shit!?

She proceeds to blow him out of range of the camera.

Once again, what is it with this girl and smoking invisible joints?!

I've really got to get some screenshots from Love and Other Drugs on here. Can't seem to recall why I didn't do it when I rented it a couple months ago. Huh, must have been sober or something.

Anne Hathaway makes my Dark Knight Rise!

Comin'atcha with the puns. Though it looks more of a Red Bishop in a tug of war if you ask me. You know, in one of the new trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman's alter-ego speaks to Bruce Wayne about how he Lived Large for so long and let the rest of the little people go unrewarded in their perilous flights within the city of Gotham.

And this Bitch is one to talk about Livin' Large, home-slice, with the ruckus she caused in the little town of Bumfuck Egypt back in the day. It seems as if Anne is always getting herself caught between a rock and a hard cock place. July 20th it'll be between Batman and Bane, but just over five years ago it was with El Wray and Shaggy Wetpants in the movie Havoc.

El Wray you Son of a Bitch! Why does Freddy Rodriguez always get the sex scenes with the hot chicks!?

You see how he pulled that off? Literally speaking. So she goes from El Ray to El Caballero oscuro...

But I suppose for both of these characters we'll soon find out that Livin' Large ain't all that it's cracked up to be. There's always a price to be paid.

Anne Hathaway gets Frisky in Havoc (2005)

Get it? Frisky! Like a cat.

Haha. In the 2005 coming of age film Havoc, Anne Hathaway plays a disenchanted yet well off white girl who desperately wants to be something that she's not, in any way for form, yet settles on acting overly hip-hop and thuggish with her crew of other young rich suburbanites. During the course of the film we are subjected to bouts of overeager acts of hardness and gratingly annoying slang, yet are able through the miracle of documentary revelation, to scratch beneath the surface of this sad girl's facade and catch a glimpse of her lost and lonely soul.

Really deep stuff. Fortunately though, one positive aspect to her fits of masked identity and loathsome existence is that she acts out in the form of a total SLUT! Awwww yeahz. Whenever Eric the documenting researcher of truth / weirdo kid with a camera asks her a question of semi-life importance that will no doubt surely expose the inner turmoil and tormented soul of this poor rich girl, she immediately turns the tables by talking about fucking and rubbing her nipples until they get hard. Hey, whatever works to get your mind off the isolation of a rich and over-privileged suburban life, that's what I always say.

 And writhe she does.

Needless to say, despite weighing the tables of this film's social commentary vs my personal ability to withstand the stupidity of the fakeness presented within the characters here, I have to say that this scene indeed does a splendid job of making it all worth it. End.