Check out my new Guinness Hat

Got it from the dastardly Wal-Mart for ten bucks. This is my second Guinness hat and second hat with a bottle opener embedded in it. Man do I luvs me some Guinness gear. These hats are top quality stuff too, very nicely done and not overpriced. As you can tell I also finally gave in and bought myself come Clown Shoes.

I peeled that sticker off it of before I wore it by the way. I'm not an idiot.

Skulls on shirts? WalMart approves!

I've got something to say! I went to WalMart today...

It was a sad, sad day when I officially retired my Re-Animator shirt last Friday. It's the lightest, most comfortable shirt that I own (something that really helps in a hot as all fuck work building), but it just developed too many snag holes from nightmarish machinery. It is now in pajama land... green needle and all. So I headed out to WalMart to check out their bullshit wall of trendy pop-culture shirts. There's Elmo, Captain Crunch, and  Stewie... oh wonderful... then suddenly, what's this!? I found this beautiful sick gem hiding in the bottom corner and it's like Fuck to teh Yeah. For a quote-unquote "generic" and/or perhaps "ripoff" shirt as some may say, it's damn near an all-over print, looks cool as shit mister and hell, it was only $7. So thanks WalMart and unnamed artist of grim awesomeness, for the representation of death, which I like to keep with me and express always.

I also bought three packs of of Jack Link's Jalapeno Carne Seca and some black socks.