Porkhead's 120 Minute Horror Challenge?

So Porkhead just posted his off the wall horror list of probable drunkenness.

Fuck it, I'm game.

1. Your first horror movie: My older sister was obsessed with horror films. She had about a hundred VHS tapes in her collection, and this was back in 1989. All the Fridays, all the NoES and various other sick and rather mainstream gems. She was the first to give me a glimpse of my future hero, Freddy Krueger; but it was in fact (as far as I can remember) my Mum and Pop that sat me down between them under a blanket on the couch with some popcorn and let me watch Friday The 13'th part 3. In fact, my rents and I had all sorts of movie nights back on our channels 2-12, and back then they really promoted that shit - commercials and all (Friday the 13'th Part 3 Will Return After These Messages!). That's how I first got to see Blood Beach, Jaws, and other various beach related horrors. WTF! And even though I grew up on the beach, none of that shit did deter me from the ocean. The ocean itself is scary enough with the fuckin' rocks and undertows and floating condoms. Supposedly, according to my mum, I turned into a little prankster. One time when we were all watching Critters in the dark, I got up to "go to the kitchen for more snacks", only to come back with one of those fluffy-head hand-dusters. I snuck up behind the couch, made weird noises, petted mum's face with it and giggled as she screamed her ass off.

2. The Last horror movie you saw in the theater: Scream 4. It's too bad they made Part 3 the way they did... even though it did have a lot of actresses that I jizz for. Oh, and 2 could have been better as well.

3. Favourite classic horror movie: They're all classics to me. Well... except the one's that suck.

4. A horror movie you thought you'd love but didn't: I never fall in love until I fall in lust. Now that I think about it though, 30 Days of Night. That screeching bullshit was screeching bullshit.

5. Favorite horror remake: A Nightmare On Elm Street. Half of it may have sucked, but the other half touched me so close to the wang.

6. Favorite vampire movie: Tie: Interview With A Vampire and Bram Stoker's Dracula. I would have said Twilight but these two are far more romantic and they have first movie endings.

7. A horror movie you think no-one has seen: Seriously? I guess you could go watch The Ugly or uh... Santa Claws, or The Invisible Maniac.

8. Favorite foreign horror: All of 'em. American horror always takes the backseat. Dur.

9. Favourite supernatural horror: I'm the ghost with the most babe!

10. Horror movie everyone loves but you don't: The Blair Witch Project.

11. Favourite horror/comedy: The Doom Generation.

12. Most disturbing horror film: Mysterious Skin.

13. Favourite zombie movie: Lucio Fulci's ZOMBIE!

14. Favourite Indie movie: Leif Jonker's Darkness

15. Favourite monster movie: HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

16. Horror film with a great soundtrack: Demons! Fuck yeah! HENRY. Last House On The Left. Oh, and the original NoES.

17. Favorite 80s' horror: Is there any other?

18: Favorite horror movie filmed in black and white: The Wasp Woman.

19. Best use of gore: Brian Paulin's Fetus!

20. Favorite horror character: The Wasp Fetus.

21. Best horror franchise: Best? They're all fucked up. Just like a real family.

22. Best death scene: That hot piece of ass blonde chick from JaXon getting her sweet titties almost exposed before going face first into the ice cooler and then that face cracking open like a cold brew!

23. A great quote from a horror movie: "We got this man... we got this by the ass!"

24. Horror movie character that describes you: I once stuffed a tube of lipstick inside of my nipple and it was... gone!

25. Favourite Christmas horror movie: Home Alone.

26. Horror movie for a chicken: Poultrygeist?

27. Your guilty pleasure horror movie: Guilty? Heh...

27. Horror movie that you would like to see remade: The Deadly Spawn. Starring pretty much all of anyone in the media that's annoying the fuck out of the us. Not going to name names as naming names makes them stronger, but you know who I'm talking about here.

29. Worst horror movie: The original Nightmare on Elm Street.

Now how's THAT for a wet dream!? Aaahhhahahahahahahahaa!!!11

30. Favourite all-time horror movie: Twilight.

"I'll watch her sleep!

Bitches love getting watched while they sleep!"

Yer.