Monica Bellucci is one of the hottest women to ever have lived (perhaps the hottest?), and thankfully in her career, she's played a Vampire Bitch on screen. I love it! This was supposedly her American Debut, and though she was only in the Francis Ford Coppola film "Bram Stoker's Dracula" for a few moments... what sweet moments they were! [NOTE: These screenshots are from the Columbia Superbit DVD]. Let's take a look, shall we?
Okay, first of all she appears out of the bedsheets, showing massive titties and looking hot as all fuck! Is this a dream, or is this reality? Would you care either way? Personally, if it were a dream and someone woke me up, then I'd be so pissed off I'd slaughter whole islands of peoples.
Monica's character, one of the Three Brides of Dracula, rubs herself all over this poor fellow(?), and upon noticing a cross around his neck, she howls at it... evaporating it into a puddle of metal. She then licks up the remains and proceeds to suck the life from Jonathan Harker. Her and her sisters bite into his wrists, neck and dick!
Excuse me while I go tug one out!
Shit gets weird in the end (after the Count busts in the room and condemns the three girls for stealing his meat[!?]) as she's actually attached to the other chick that sucking his lower regions, but you know what, I can dig it. And not only is John one lucky fucker, but so is Keanu. What I wouldn't give to be in that position. I'd write letters to my "true love" for hundreds of years just to get some of this. "My darling... it's so unfortunate that I may never return to you. I'm far too busy not getting sucked off by hot vampire chicks, but rather just dealing property to an old ass weird dude." Deal with it.