Throw in Carla Gugino, Jena Malone and Vanessa Hudgens along with Abbie Cornish and Jamie Chung (all of them in sexy and crazy outfits) and you've got what the Expendables should have looked like! Not dudes. Carla and Jena are definitely cool with me. I don't know Abbie or Jamie, and Hudgens, well, I guess Zack likes taking them from cradle to the brothel. I just wish Sofia Vergara could have been somehow involved with the project... but then again, I think that about everything lately. I make up for it by incorporating pictures of her into my own personal "projects" so I guess it's all A-OK! If you know what I mean. Damn, that Sofia is funny as hell, gorgeous and downright molestable.
But yeah, 2.35:1, IMAX, Slow-mo Snyder, and grrl pwwr? What's not to lust? Watch the Trailers! 1 and 2. Baby Doll is obviously crazy. Insane out of her damn mind and just too damn sexy to boot! Just the way I like em! And trust me when I say that I know when a movie is going to kick ass. If you haven't embraced the attraction of this type of theater experience then I say this should be the time to do so. You may hate 3-D, IMAX, Zack Snyder, and hot chicks kicking ass... but to all that I say this: buy your tickets in advance, and right before you get there smoke a bowl and down a few shots of rum. That's sure to calm your superstitions, and if anything, it'll make the movie a shitload of a whole lot better. Not that it'll need it.