May 28, 2012

Anne Hathaway makes my Dark Knight Rise!

Comin'atcha with the puns. Though it looks more of a Red Bishop in a tug of war if you ask me. You know, in one of the new trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman's alter-ego speaks to Bruce Wayne about how he Lived Large for so long and let the rest of the little people go unrewarded in their perilous flights within the city of Gotham.

And this Bitch is one to talk about Livin' Large, home-slice, with the ruckus she caused in the little town of Bumfuck Egypt back in the day. It seems as if Anne is always getting herself caught between a rock and a hard cock place. July 20th it'll be between Batman and Bane, but just over five years ago it was with El Wray and Shaggy Wetpants in the movie Havoc.

El Wray you Son of a Bitch! Why does Freddy Rodriguez always get the sex scenes with the hot chicks!?

You see how he pulled that off? Literally speaking. So she goes from El Ray to El Caballero oscuro...

But I suppose for both of these characters we'll soon find out that Livin' Large ain't all that it's cracked up to be. There's always a price to be paid.

1 comment:

Tets said...

2 thumbs up for the puns man!

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